Enjoy.........

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?



bcoz it means...



E-End of

T-thinking

C-capacity.



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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?



Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..



"I Luv u too"

.

.

GAME OVER!!



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When do you knw ur in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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What is the Diff b/w

Young Age & Old Age?



Simple..



In Young Age

Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..



In Old Age

Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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"Why is Face book such a hit?

It works on the principle that-



'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test:

If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?



The Best Answer

Why d Hell Should I recognize???!!!

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We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,

44 as FortyFour,

55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench asociation...

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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"

and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"



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Whats d diff between Pongal n idly? think. think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.



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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.



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What is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study?



100% Attendence... :-P



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Teacher: What Is The Difference HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,

SUNAMI is Total Wash!!



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Difference between Friend & Wife



U can Tell ur Friend

“U r my Best Friend”

But



Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

“U r my Best Wife?”